I'm just saying...

I'm grew up in the Midwest. I grew up drinking 'pop'. I eat buns with burgers and rolls are for breakfast. De-tassling corn was my first real job and I know that the corn should be knee high by the 4th of July. I know that stores don't have bags, they have sacks and I've actually been "cow tipping". (Leave me a message if you're interested in that story.) Catty-wumpus and kitty-corner are perfectly good directions. I grew up hearing 'For Cripes sake.' Would that be Jesus H. Cripes? (What was his middle name?) The son of 'Gosh' of the Church of 'Holy Moly'?

Don't make fun, you wanna burn in 'Heck'?