Hey, Apple Lady, We know where you live...

So the price of gas has affected the economy in a frighteningly new way. Only about one in twenty homes passed out candy this year. A new record low. And apparently no one could afford the full sized candy bars because little princess got none and she was way cute, dressed up like a surfer girl complete with board. We even took the dog dressed up like Spiderman to boost the candy intake.

Well, since no one was willing to pay the neighborhood protection fee, consider your trash cans at the mercy of Mother Nature cause little princess ain’t fetchin’ em for ya.