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So... things are so dull here that tonight Big Princess, adopted Princess and I watched the two dogs make-out. No, seriously, we sat on the sofa and did nothing to discourage their activity.

Davie is probably 10 years old and Sugar is about 4 years old. Both are fixed. Normally they ignore each other and ocassionally Davie will go crazy on Sugar's hyper-active butt and bark at her to leave his grumpy ass alone.

But tonight Davie was feeling frisky.

He kept trying to hump her while we provided a running comentary.

Its apparently been awhile because he couldn't remember what end to do or how close he should be. At one point he was 3 feet away, humping the air around her backend. There was plenty of foreplay with kissing and sniffing of genitals. We're pretty sure Sugar got poked in the eye at one point.

Hey, there was nothing on TV.

The evening ended with the old man wearing himself out and after a brief rest and a drink from the toilet he finished the evening by licking his own gentials.