So what's your favorite?

I got my favorite disease today.

Oh?

Yeah, I knew I couldn't pick the one I wanted so I was like 'YES!' when the teacher gave me the one I wanted.

Really?

We were all in, like, a group and 3 of us wanted the same disease but this one girl, she was all, 'Can't we get an easy disease? Like asthema?' And then I said, Asthema? Are you kidding me? That's not even a disease.

What is it then?

I don't know. An illness?

So what IS your favorite disease?

Tuberculosis.

Awesome.