What does your cell phone do for you?

* Makes & receives calls
*Takes messages
*Takes photos
*Sends photos/text messages
*Plays games
*Keeps your phone book
*Keeps your calendar
*Let’s you watch TV
*Let’s you surf the internet/check email
*Keeps you from driving drunk

Wait, keeps you from driving drunk? Why yes, a new cell phone with built-in Breathalyzer is set to hit the U.S. market. So after a night of drinking you can pull out your phone to see if you can get behind the wheel or need to call a cab.

South Korean manufacturer LG will introduce the LP4100 to the U.S. market sometime in the near future — though no date is set.

Here's how it works: the Cell phone owner/drinker blows into a small spot on the phone and if they've had too much to drink the phone issues a warning and shows a weaving car hitting traffic cones.

Ok, so your cell phone can also:

*Keep you from driving drunk
*Keep you from making other alcohol-related mistakes

Hold on, “keep you from making other alcohol-related mistakes”? You’re kidding?

The LP4100 also allows the Cell phone owner/drinker to set up the phone so that you can’t call certain people on your contacts list on certain nights or after a certain time. Think 2 am, drunk-dialing your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend or their new boyfriend/girlfriend. If you have a blood alcohol level over .08 the phone will not let you dial that person.

So your phone not only promotes sobriety, but by halting drunk-dialing for a booty-call or telling off your ex’s new boyfriend/girlfriend, probably your chastity and dignity too.

Now if I could just get one with a lie detector!