Did It Sound Like Your Dad?

Big Princess called me. "Just checking in..." (I love that kid.)

"Ahhh, Did little princess call me? I had a weird voicemail message."

Me: little princess... Did you call your sister yesterday?... No, she said she didn't call you. Why? What was the message?

"Your mom's uterus is warm. I should know... I've spent time there."

Huh, that is weird. Could it have been from your dad? He's the only other person that has spent any time there...

~~~~vomiting noises and then dial tone~~~~~