I can't friggin believe it

My first attempt at crocheting a hat looks like a breast warmer (complete with nipple). Come on, I've made more than 30 scarves and 4 blankets this year. While I don't consider myself an expert, I really thought I could figure out how to make shapes other than flat.

I followed the recipe (you probably call them directions) and it did seem small but I thought "Hey, maybe its for a baby." It won't even freaking fit on the cats. I tried.

Three or four days of spare time to make a "C" cup. I can't friggin believe it.