I'm not Embarrassed

Thermometers registered a low of 54 degrees below zero at Embarrass, Minnosota yesterday. Think about this, we will reach 55 degrees above zero today. This means we will be 100 degrees hotter than those poor people. Following this pattern, as the folks in Embarrass reach 32 degrees and begin to thaw, we will approach 132 degrees and begin to fry. Wow, that’s just like August weather…