I Can't Go For That

Once a year the gym gives you a free hour with a personal trainer so Saturday I truck in for my appointment.

Trainer:
So let's sit down and get this paperwork out of the way.

Me:
Hold up there. Let's just get something straight from the get go. We're not gonna talk about two things, my weight or my measurements, however, I am willing to talk about how I get my hair this soft and shiny or my sex life.

Trainer:
Sooooo... how do you get your hair that soft and shiny.

I just think its important to set the mood early.