Just because I can...

I like to sit in the back row at church and here's why:

The Youth Group lead worship yesterday. I've had every teen up there in my Sunday School class. I felt like the proud parent of each of them but at the same time wanted to give them some of the grief they have each given me over the years. So from the back row I made faces at them and waved like a crazy bag lady waving at squirrels.

Our church has the kids pick up the offering. I always snicker at other church's who have the oldest men in the congregation collect they money. They are always so dignified and serious. Our church calls for "any child that would like to help with the offering". Sometimes no one moves and the pastor has to call out again. Other times 3-4 kids will try to race each other to the front to grab the collect plate. I've seen all sorts of silly walks and facial expressions. Today I caught the attention of 2 little boys who are about 6 years old.

I was the last person to pass the plate and as I handed it to the little boy, I slipped in my check...folded into a paper airplane.

I watched his face as he nudged his buddy who had finished collecting the other half of the church. They just stood there at the back of the church for a minute, staring at the one boy's collection plate.

After church, one of the boys came up to me and asked me to show him how to make a paper airplane.

I'm not sure if I made his day, or he made mine.

I'm Obsessed with Poo

Ok, so I wouldn't piss me off at this point in the year or you might receive this in your stocking... with a bow of course.

The company says:
This is high quality, coffee-scented soap that (really) appears to be a big pile of little-dog-doo!! Every pile of "Nope, It's Soap!" is hand-mixed and individually formed in Seattle, WA. No molds, no mass production. Every pile is 100% unique. We also use the highest quality ingredients available. It smells fantastic and it's a GREAT soap.

Can't Think of Any Practical Uses? (There may not be any, but perhaps....)
Leave on the carpet just to see what happens (won't squish in anyone's shoes)
Exfoliating properties of the coffee make it a great shop/utility sink soap
A MUST to wash out that Potty-Mouth in your life!
Fun (if not a little demented) for kids in the bath
Packaged in 6"x 4" resealable bag
Outstanding fun in the Office! (Can you say "Holiday Office Party?")
No better wedding gift (wha?)

http://www.nopeitssoap.com/

If you do it, I will take your picture.

I'm not sure if that's a threat or not but I can usually talk Big Princess into doing stuff... Like this:















PetSmart--Stupid Human Trick

Sun Harvest--Drinkin' with the Devil

Wal-Mart--Hangin' with the Boyfriend

And sometimes I just catch her...

Jill & Chad's Wedding-Girls Just Wanna Have Fun